They're pretty entertaining, so I'm going to share some with you.
"Spotted: fashion faux pas" (Note that it was at least 75 degrees outside, rendering that Ugg/legging combination completely unacceptable.)"Ok so this tranny in my ethics class is wearing short white socks, maroon pumps, and a jean skirt. Tee-rashy.""Someone hasn't been reading the pitt news..."
(Plaid and stripes, guilty as charged. Someone's bad idea of Pitt pride at a football game.)
"Today I saw a girl walking around carrying two items by Vera Bradley. They were different patterns. Is that better or worse than if they'd matched? I was so distracted by the misfortune that her backpack was filthy I couldn't make a decision. Thank you."
So consider this the beginning of a new venture, lovingly entitled "What the Eff are They Wearing?"
If you see a fashion crime happening, where ever you are, I want to hear about it. Text me, facebook me, email me, leave a comment. We can't just let these bad things happen.