Lady Gaga and I are back in the game.

1. After an extensive post-college graduation hiatus, I've decided to shake off the dust and return to the blogosphere. Apologies to my legions of fans (that means you, Mom) for keeping you waiting.

2. Did you know that Lady Gaga was on an episode of MTV's Boiling Points back in the day? She was a brunette and, unsurprisingly, had a bit of a temper. See for yourself.

3. Alejandro is out. Check out those boys' high waisted boxer briefs. So in right now.