Showing posts with label beauty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beauty. Show all posts

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Sunday Confessional

Yes, I have four different kinds of cuticle oil.
1. I compulsively apply cuticle oil throughout the day. Maybe it's because I'm always staring down at my nails typing away on the keyboard, so I'm perpetually reminded of how ragged-looking they are and it kind of ruins my self esteem. And since manicures are m.f.ing expensive, I just keep laying on the cuticle oil. Seriously sometimes five times in one day. It's an obsession. Recently I bought the Sally Hansen VitaSurge cuticle gel. It does the job, but it has these little orange bits (like those things that are the best part of using hand sanitizer!) that sort of get stuck in the sides of your nail and are bothersome. So I would maybe just stick with the regular oil next time. Moving on.

    2. Until last week, I was terrified of using a foam roller. I always thought that the people at my gym who used them looked like a rare crossbreed of embarrassing and pretentious and I like to just try and look as normal as possible while I'm working out. Unfortunately, I went and effed up my right IT band last week and because I don't particularly love limping around like a grandma with a hip replacement, I looked up some videos and started foam rolling. Of course, just to confirm my worst fears, a guy I have a mild crush on walked by while I was mid-hip roll and now I'm mortified because, seriously? It's just not even possible to NOT look awkward on a foam roller. I've accepted it. But seriously dude, why couldn't you walk by when I was showing off my superior flexibility during post-cardio stretching? Or how about after I've spent 45 minutes in the locker room straightening my hair and putting on makeup? Since when are you even a member here, eh? Nevermind. Moving on. 

    3. I am completely, 100% baffled by the concept of life balance. It's implausible to me. (Also implausible: marriage before I'm 57 years old. My mom suggested that I could be married in the next few years [read: she wants me to move out as soon as possible] and I laughed in her face for hours. No way, Mamacita. It's you and me and slumber parties and hair braiding and ghost stories until I'm on Medicare and finally making millions!) Anyways, I have no idea how to juggle friends and family and work and other work and staying healthy and sane. How the HELL do working mothers do it? How do they not gain 800 pounds, forget the definition of a hair brush and cry themselves to sleep at night? Oh, most of them do? Ok, well that makes me feel better.

        Friday, September 24, 2010

        Go buy this right now. RIGHT NOW.


        I don't know how to say this without sounding like I'm overselling it but, holy crap this stuff will change your life. Change your life, I say.
        I have this pretty reoccurring issue with my nails. They're always peeling and cracking and nail polish? It doesn't last more than 24 hours. Totally sucks, because I have all these pretty colors I'd like my nails to be. See?

        I hate when my cuticles look raged and my nails are super short and I resemble a 12 year old with a nail biting problem.

        The situation got especially bad towards the end of the summer. To remedy, I haven't worn nail polish in almost two months and I picked up a bottle of Sally Hansen Nail & Cuticle Oil a couple weeks ago. I keep it on my desk at work and massage it in a couple of times a day and, shiz. My nails are unrecognizable. They have returned to a normal length and are healthy enough that I can start wearing nail polish again.

        Which means it's time to find a new color! A big eff you to Chanel for continually convincing me it's a good idea to spend over $25 on one bottle. I want the whole Khaki Collection.

        I'm desperately searching for the perfect taupe (maybe this?) or olive and it would be great if it cost less than a small fortune. Please leave recommendations.

        Wednesday, February 17, 2010

        Top 10 of Fashion Week 2010


        It’s New York Fashion Week, ladies and gentleman — which means the fashion world’s glitterati (redundant?) have congregated in New York for eight crazy days and nights to celebrate and preview the completion of the Fall/Winter 2010 lines. Tomorrow the festivities will end, and legions of editors will jump on a plane and head over to England for London Fashion Week. It’s a rough life, keeping up with all this fashion, but somebody’s got to do it.

        Attempting to summarize everything that’s happened thus far at New York Fashion Week in this modest corner of The Pitt News is essentially an impossible task, but sometimes a girl has to put on her lipstick and try, right? So here we go, my top 10 of Fashion Week 2010.

        1. Alexander McQueen, R.I.P.: In one of the most tragic starts to NYFW possibly ever, Alexander McQueen, maker of all the things elegantly edgy, was found dead in his home last Thursday. Reports say it was suicide. Why is it that the most brilliant minds are also the most tortured? McQueen, you are a legend and will be forever missed.

        2. Relocation, relocation, relocation: Sadly, this will be the last year the Fashion Week tents will be pitched in Bryant Park. Starting in December, the shows will venture over to Lincoln Center. Guess the designers on “Project Runway” can’t repeat, “I just want to make it to Bryant Park” anymore. “I just want to make it to Lincoln Center” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

        3. Who invited you?: Generally, Fashion Week is for the editorial elite and die-hard fans of fashion. This year, however, a new demographic attempted to slip its way past the velvet ropes. Everyone’s favorite pop cultural phenomenon (but really, aren’t they a little two months ago?), the cast of the Jersey Shore, was rumored to have requested fashion show tickets. Newsflash, my Seaside Heights darlings, unless Carolina Herrera decides that Bumpits are the next vision of elegance, you aren’t getting in anywhere that matters.

        4. Beyond the clothes: Anyone who’s managed to catch an episode of “Kell on Earth,” Bravo’s brilliant new series about fashion public relations mogul Kelly Cutrone, knows that it takes a whole lot more than clothes to make a fashion show work. The presentations have to create an atmosphere — the lights, the runway, the goodie bags — all have to be on-point. One of the week’s big production winners for me was Erin Wasson x RVCA, who showed in a carpet and furniture store. The models were serenaded by a live performance from Yeasayer, whose quirky international-tinged sounds were the perfect pairing for Wasson’s hip beret-topped T-shirt and legging looks. If you haven’t listened to Yeasayer, and you’re looking for something new, I highly recommend checking out their new album appropriately titled Odd Blood.

        5. Velvet Revolver: Fashionista blogger Britt Aboutaleb wrote “A Rant on the Proliferation of Velvet” yesterday and I couldn’t agree more. Velvet, unfortunately, has become one of the runaway trends of Fall 2010. Now, I haven’t worn the stuff since my days of Tuesday night cotillion back in middle school, and I hadn’t really planned on purchasing any swathes of the unflattering fabric anytime soon. Aboutaleb says the fabric “looks cheap — and I don’t mean inexpensive,” and I’m right there with her. While I frequently have a softening toward trends I hate in the beginning, I’m not sure if my opinion will budge on this one.

        6. Fashionably early: Perhaps the most shocking move of NYFW was Marc Jacobs’ show starting five minutes early. Known for sending his models down the runway up to two hours late, Marc pulled it together and got things going in record time. There was a slew of fur-trimmed coats, a penchant for cutouts and a shimmery cardigan that I absolutely must have.

        7. Alexander Wang: If you’ve ever worn an oversized grey T-shirt, torn jeans and a black beanie, you have Alexander Wang to thank. The designer revolutionized casual-hipster-cool, but this season he did something a little different. To largely mixed reviews, Wang debuted a line of uncharacteristically buttoned-up suit fabrics. He made some peculiar proportion choices, showing cropped blazers over corsets and velvet boots. While the risk factor is admirable, his best strides were when he stuck to monochromatic knits and leather pieces.

        8. Haiti Relief: Because the fashion world never turns down an opportunity to do something charitable on a big scale, Naomi Campbell hosted “Fashion for Relief Haiti,” a show that benefited the earthquake relief efforts. Model Agyness Deyn got a little too excited about the endeavor because she fell not once but twice during her stroll down the runway. Oops.

        9. High buns, matte nails and nude faces: Good news girls. If you don’t plan on having time to put top coat on your nails or wash your hair next semester, don’t worry about it! Hit those snooze buttons because low-maintenance beauty is here to stay. Rag & Bone and BCBG models walked with clean faces. Ruffian, Behnaz Sarafpour and Catherine Malandrino pulled hair into super-high knots, and matte nails were all over the place. Rest up, ladies.

        10. Alice Ritter: After clicking through more shows than I’d like to admit (God bless Style.com and its commitment to posting every show faster than you can click your Louboutin heels), I’ve settled on French-born Alice Ritter as one of my favorites. Her blend of plaid, stripes and tweeds are exactly what I want to turn to every fall.

        To all the magazine editors teetering around New York’s icy sidewalks, I commend you. Nina Garcia, I hear you wiped out on the way to a show. Don’t worry about it, girlfriend. I haven’t been a vision of grace in the midst of Snowpocalype 2010, either. I’d much rather be trying to crash Charlotte Ronson’s fashion show than pulling on my decidedly unglamorous snow boots and trudging to class. I guess we can’t have everything.

        Wednesday, December 16, 2009

        The Silent Treatment

        I'm but a few short days away from fleeing the city and returning home to suburban Philadelphia for my bi-annual post-semester cleanse. For a week, I avoid consuming alcohol and carbohydrates, refuse to put makeup on or heat style my hair, and only leave the house to go running in Valley Forge Park and shopping in the King of Prussia mall. Instead, I hibernate on the couch to catch up on my reading, writing, and 'rithmetic tv watching.

        During this week of rejuvenation, I also focus some tender love and care to my poor highlighted-to-death locks. My coif is in need of some serious moisture, so I'm desperately searching for a new deep conditioner.
        I've used the Ojun one before but it didn't quite have the earth tremblingly-transformative results I was hoping for.

        If anyone has some conditioner recommendations please send them my way!

        Thursday, August 6, 2009

        I'm really obsessed with the three following things:

        1. Visiting (and subsequently missing) various cities: This summer has greatly lowered my tolerance for suburbs.
        2. Red lips and nails: After watching Gentlemen Prefer Blondes the other night I'm inspired to slick on some red OPI and finally dig my red lipstick out of the bottom of my makeup bag. Which all goes perfectly with fall's overarching beauty trend: more is more.
        3. LA Ink: My latest small screen guilty pleasure. It almost makes me want to end my phobia of needles and get a tattoo. Though, I decided if I was one of those people who wanted to get married young and hip (I'm neither hip nor interested in settling before I'm 30), I would get a serpent swallowing it's tail (the symbol for eternity) tattooed around my ring finger. Poetic, right?

        Smart, smart, smart

        Kudos to whichever Cover Girl marketing exec came up with this one.
        The ad compares each CG mascara to its designer equivalent. I almost feel like this isn't legal, but nonetheless I wish I'd had this a couple weeks ago when I was trying to find a new (and affordable) mascara. I ended up getting MaxFactor 2000 Calorie. It's okay but I'd still like a more dramatic one.

        I think the DiorShow/LashBlast comparison here is a little off, though. I've used both and DiorShow is infinitely better. I was never a huge fan of LashBlast--while it never clumped, it also never seemed to apply enough product for my far-from-natural liking.
        At least all this recession stuff is making ads blatantly easy to follow...

        Sunday, July 26, 2009

        Bibles, conversions, sightings and other religious beauty experiences

        This one time when I was a freshman in high school, my mom took me out of school for a day to meet Bobbi Brown. She was doing an appearance at the Neiman Marcus in the King of Prussia Mall, and I was a fan. Her wholesome approach to beauty really appealed to me.
        She signed my copy of Bobbi Brown Teenage Beauty, which was basically my Bible back then.













        One of her makeup artists did me up. He was really adorable and we chatted about Cameron Diaz and eyebrows.
        I've remained a fan of her products ever since. Yet for some reason, despite reading rave reviews from every beauty editor under the sun, I had never tried her gel eyeliner. Until yesterday. And now I'm a total convert.
        It's the perfect consistency, waaay easier to use than liquid liner (just make sure you use an angled brush), and can do subtle just as well as full on cat eyes. I've always stuck to Covergirl's SmoothWear liner since its cheap and works well, but I think I may have found my new go-to product.

        Monday, May 18, 2009

        Here's what paints my paws

        I'm not one of those girls with a giant basket overflowing with 50 different shades of nail polish. I rarely buy it-- which is how I justify spending $20 on one bottle. (I also almost never get my nails done professionally, so I save a few bucks there, too.)
        It's not that I don't like nail polish, it's just that most colors don't look good on me. I have very very pale hands, stubby fingers, and short nail beds. I wanted desperately to get into the navy trend last year, but it made my digits look washed out and weird.
        So instead, I stick to these four colors:
        1. OPI Elephantastic Pink
        2. OPI Girl's Just Want to Have Fun
        3. Chanel Vamp
        4. Sally Hansen Lasting Lily

        Tried and true.

        And though I don't always have time to follow my own advice, these tips will help your polish last:
        • Buff your nails! Not only will they look far better sans-polish, the smoother your nails are, the longer your color will stick.
        • Give them plenty of time to dry. Don't use the quick dry sprays--it makes the polish weaker. I'll admit, I usually use it since I have a tendency to paint my nails on Thursday or Friday nights. But if you can, indulge yourself and just relax for an hour.
        • Take a week off. Or two. Peeling, splitting nails aren't going to hold color for very long. Don't paint them for awhile and keep them cut short. Slather the cuticles with hand cream or Vaseline. They'll be way healthier and I promise your next manicure will last longer.
        • Use a good base and top coat. I love OPI's.